She Talks to Cats

Today, I tell my hawk-eyed therapist that I have new idea for a novel, and I’ve been writing everyday.

It’s freaking brilliant. It’s a fantasy. You know, like sword and sorcery.

What kind of power does your hero have?

She talks to cats. I grin.

She talks to cats.

His unenthusiastic monosyllabic response makes me feel stupid. Maybe my idea isn’t so brilliant after all. My disappointment must have shown on my face, because he follows up with a smile.

And, of course, your hero is a beautiful, independent, strong, smart Filipina.

That goes without saying, I reply.
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Batsheba Hunter

“Batsheba Hunter.”

“Your name isn’t on the list,” the grim-faced bouncer said, drawing his fat stubby finger on the tablet as he pretended to search the guest list.

“Check again,” I said silkily. The prismatic curved horns on my temples were starting to itch. I was going to kill Fatex if he’d neglected to fill out the requisition form again. Not only wouldn’t I get into the Firehouse, but I’d have to put the drinks on my tab. The cocktails in this particular shitty nightclub cost fifty dinero apiece. I never carried more than three hundred when I was working.

“Look, hunter, you’re gonna have to find another dive to give tail.”

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